Brazilian Sideshow Bob impersonator David Luiz currently plays for French side Paris Saint-Germain and last night helped them win their Champions League group game against Shakhtar Donetsk.
The French champions cruised to a 3-0 victory in Ukraine, with Luiz scoring the second goal.
A goal is a goal, even if it goes in off a player’s backside, but we have to say this one in particular looks like a complete accident.
Here it is from behind the goals, recorded by a fan in the stands.
DAVID LUIZ GOAL pic.twitter.com/Vzoq2oM0bA
— bitch (@fromilicevic) September 30, 2015
Don’t even try to pretend you meant that David, seriously!
Still counts though, and the former Chelsea defender quite rightly celebrated like a pro.
David Luiz has reason to smile after scoring @PSG_English's second... #UCL pic.twitter.com/zVj71A2kdS
— Champions League (@ChampionsLeague) September 30, 2015