The 52 year old Dutch manager Erik ten Hag was unveiled to the press yesterday at Old Trafford as the new Manchester United manager. Today according to Soccer on Sunday the Dutch man has hit back at the ‘spoofers’.
“Klopp and Guardiola?” the Dutchman told Soccer on Sunday. “Spoofing cunts, the pair of them. My intention is to put them back in their boxes ‘early doors’, as you English say. People call them geniuses, but all I see is a couple of glorified Big Sams fluking the odd trophy.”
“I am happy with my squad,” said ten Hag. “Only joking, they’re fucking awful. I’ve created a WhatsApp group for the squad going forward, and so far it’s just me and de Gea. He’s fond of a dick selfie, David, but with coaching this is something I hope to reduce.”
“Can someone tell Harry Maguire to meet me in the abandoned warehouse down the road in 15 minutes?” he added, loading fresh cartridges into a 12 gauge shotgun.
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