Arsenal Prepare Open Top Bus Parade After Defeating Bayern Munich

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Arsenal have organised an open top bus parade for tomorrow afternoon after ending Bayern Munich’s 12 match unbeaten run.

The Gunners beat the German Champions 2-0 in a must win Champions League group game and club officials have confirmed that a parade in celebration of the result has been scheduled for tomorrow.

“This could be our only chance of using the bus this season so we’re grabbing this opportunity with both hands.” said Arsene Wenger.

Despite having far superior possession than the Gunners, Bayern couldn’t find the net due to an exceptional performance by Petr Cech.

“We knew we would beat them after Wilshere crashed his car into their…ahem…I mean after we organised ourselves and took the game to them.” said Cech in his post match interview.

Arsenal are expecting a huge turnout and Mesut Ozil is expected to be presented with the Arsenal equivalent of the Ballon D’or, the Ballon F’ourth, after he was voted the best player in the world on several Twitter polls.

One of Bayern’s highlights of the game came when Douglas Costa sent Hector Bellerin back to the academy with some insane skills;

“I couldn’t care less about the result. Did you see what I did to Bellerin? I literally got a boner when I saw the replay.” said Douglas Costa.

Arsenal still have it all to do but should they beat Bayern again it is predicted that another parade will be organised.


(This article is entirely fictional and was written for entertainment purposes only.)




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