Irish Lads nationwide are having a right laugh today at the expense of the England U21 squad who lost 1-0 to Portugal last night in their opening European Championship group game.
England, who pissed their qualifying group, have once again failed to provide at a major tournament as they were beaten 1-0 by Portugal and now have a tough battle to get out of their group.
“Haha they’re so shit like. I mean I know we didn’t even qualify like but we know we’re shit like. The sooner they stop thinking they’re any good like the better because all they are is a bunch of over-rated, tattoo covered plebs who care more about baggy shorts and tight jerseys than their actual football like” said Barry Murphy from Cork.
Also ABU (Anything But United) groups have been abusing Manchester United fans about how shite Harry Kane really is and how he can’t provide on the international stage.
“Did you see the state of him running around like a big eejit chewing a toffee. I mean does that bastard ever close his mouth? He looks like he is in a constant state of shock. I hope United sign him and he’s as successful at scoring as Marty Morrissey is at trying to pull Georgia Salpa” said one Liverpool fan
England still have to face Sweden and Italy in Group B and audiences in Ireland are expected to spike in order to catch a glimpse of England’s possible early exit.
BT Ireland have reported a huge rise in subscriptions to their sports package due to England’s loss.
“We noticed a very obvious rise in sports package subscriptions after full-time last night, approximately 125,000. We believe Irish people want to tune in to see England get knocked out early and we are now offering an exclusive offer that if England qualify for the next round, all subscriptions will be free but we’re very confident that won’t happen.” said BT spokesperson Brendan Stoker.
England face Sweden this Sunday in a must win game and one thing is for certain, Paddies across the country will be tuned in and shouting for a Sweden victory.