Treat yourself and read Michael Owen’s Top 10 commentary one-liners

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There’s no denying Michael Owen’s ability as a footballer, he was one of the greats and the former Liverpool player terrorised many defenders over the years.

Unfortunately for the 41-year-old that natural ability didn’t transfer over to his commentary skills and the former Real Madrid striker has had some memorable one-liners in his commentary career.

Now, none of us here have ever done commentary so we don’t claim to be experts but we definitely recognise a blooper when we see one and Owen has had a few. Here are his Top 10:

  1. “Footballers these days often use their feet.”
  2. “It’s impossible to stop Wayne Rooney when he’s in this kind of mood unless you tackle him like Jagielka did there.”
  3. “That’s a foul! I mean he never touched him and it’s an obvious dive but he can’t argue with that booking.”
  4. “What a shot! That’s completely unstoppable but the keeper has got to do better for me.”
  5. “To score goals in this league you need players who score goals, that’s what it’s all about.”
  6. “Ask any captain, he’ll tell you you want to shoot your own fans in the second-half.”
  7. “He’s given the referee no choice but to consider his options.”
  8. “Do they deserve to win? No, Liverpool do, which is why a draw is a fair result.”
  9. “That’s a fantastic penalty but he’ll be gutted it went wide.”
  10. “Whichever team scores more goals usually wins.”

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