Mino Raiola Reveals Brilliant Story About Balotelli Borrowing His Bentley

World famous football agent Mino Raiola has revealed a ridiculous story about Mario Balotelli involving a time the former Premier League player borrowed his Bentley:

“Mario is crazy, but I forgive him everything because he’s a good lad. One day he asked to borrow my Bentley. I said ‘Mario, score twice against Marseille and we’ll talk’.

“Obviously I forgot about it. Some time later my wife calls through ‘Mario is on the phone, I’ll pass him over’. I hear this big booming voice: ‘Mino! Keys!’. I’m like ‘the keys to what?’. He said ‘to the Bentley, I scored two goals didn’t I?’. So I gave them to him.

“He went to the yacht club and hit a pole when he was reversing. He called me, in his deep voice saying ‘Mino, I’m sorry…’

“I forgave him, I can’t be angry with him.”

You know you’ve made it when someone crashes your Bentley and you can just forgive them straight away.