Jose Mourinho has set himself a monumental challenge by claiming that he can make Radamel Falcao a successful striker in the Premier League.
The Chelsea boss has publicly stated that he ‘will‘ make the Columbian a prolific striker again. “If I can help Falcao to reach his level again I will do it.” said Mourinho.
Falcao, who was absolutely shite for Manchester United , is set to join Chelsea next season in a bid to prove he can perform in the Premiership.
“I’m used to the league now, you can learn a lot from playing U-21’s and watching from the bench” said Falcao .
“The only thing holding me back is the thought of having to actually play for £350,000 a week. I mean I’m only human so if the offer is right and they pay me enough to want to run and possibly score goals I will certainly consider it.”
Falcao is currently at the Copa America representing his country and trying to spend the millions of pounds given to him by Manchester United and it is reported that he has bought an entire village 60 inch flat screen televisions as a gesture of good will. He later went on to say “F*ck it I’ll just make the money back next season.”