Claudio Bravo Ruled Out For Rest Of Season After Freak Shampoo Accident

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Newly signed Manchester City Goalkeeper, Claudio Bravo, has been ruled out for up to 10 months after breaking both his arms in what Police are describing as “A freak shampoo related incident.”*

Bravo, who signed from Barcelona for £15.4 million as a replacement for out of favour England no.1 Joe Hart, slipped on some shampoo whilst exiting a cubicle and suffered multiple breaks in both arms ending his Premier League season before it even began.

The Chilean keeper was questioned in hospital about the incident and he said “I don’t know how this happened. I was in the showers alone and I didn’t even bring any shampoo.”

Police are treating the incident as suspicious as there was over 50 litres of Head and Shoulders shampoo spread across the Manchester City locker room.

There are no suspects just yet as there was no evidence or DNA found at the scene other than Bravo’s. One detective said “If we had even a bit of dandruff we could pin the guy but there was nothing at the scene.”


H/T: Burrard Street Journal


*DISCLAIMER: This article is entire fictional and was written for entertainment purpose only. Claudio Bravo is perfectly fit and the only crime Joe Hart is guilty of is appearing in Head and Shoulders adverts.

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