Despite his arrogance you just cannot hate Zlatan Ibrahimovic and over the years at his many, many clubs he has said some quite hilarious and some quite weird quotes. Don’t believe me? Well here they are.   1)  (Answer to criticism from John Carew that Zlatan’s moves... Read more
Today’s Transfer Rumours – BenchWarmers
From Manchester City reportedly aiming to spend over £150m to Macclesfield Town fundraising to try and tempt Raheem Sterling with the offer of his dreams, BenchWarmers bring you the transfer headlines of the day, no matter how crazy they are. Raheem Sterling – Manchester City & Macclesfield Town   Since... Read more
Oops…! ABC just accidentally aired Lebron’s dick on national television.
What a Cock up from ABC! Ladies are said to be queuing up outside the Cleveland Cavaliers stadium. Read more
Ireland’s first micro home has gone on sale and it is the perfect solution to all students worries.  The cleverly designed layout offers you the opportunity to have hours of relaxed studying or if you’re being honest with yourself, hours of crazed FIFA tournaments, drinking games and... Read more
Now the transfer window is officially open clubs in every league are looking to bolster their squads for the upcoming season. Although some rumours are quite obviously ridiculous, Benchwarmers bring you the transfers that could quite   possibly happen. Radamel Falcao – Chelsea & Liverpool Radamel Falcao... Read more
Jose Mourinho has set himself a monumental challenge by claiming that he can make Radamel Falcao a successful striker in the Premier League. The Chelsea boss has publicly stated that he ‘will‘ make the Columbian a prolific striker again. “If I can help Falcao to reach his level... Read more
Argentinian superstar Lionel Messi is due in court on tax fraud charges but where did the money really come from? The sum of money in question is €4.1m which adds up to exactly how many times Messi has beaten defenders over the last 11 years. It is... Read more
There’s only 100 days left until the opening game of the 2015 Rugby World Cup and wannabe rugby wankers have flooded into sports shops to get their hands on rugby merchandise. The top two items being sold are short-sleeve national team jerseys and white long-sleeve thermal... Read more
Steve McClaren has said that he rates John Carver in the same league as Jose Mourinho, Rafa Benitez, Jürgen Klopp and of course Sir Alex Ferguson. With some impressive results through out the season   Liverpool 2-0 Newcastle Newcastle 1-3 Tottenham Leicester 3-0 Newcastle QPR 2-1 Newcastle  ... Read more
Steven Gerrard – ‘The what ifs, buts, and maybes?’
Steven Gerrard has been the centre of attention in the footballing world last weekend. His Liverpool side’s 1-3 disappointing loss to Crystal Palace was overshadowed by Gerrard’s emotional farewell to the Liverpool fans as he had just played his final game as a Liverpool player at... Read more
BenchWarmers sources have found out that Brendan Rodgers feeling the pressures of the Liverpool job says “I’m running before I’m run out the door.” After a run of very disappointing results Liverpool fans have called for Brendan Rodgers head ‘Literally’ Anonymous Liverpool Fan: “That Bag of... Read more
Today is the start of ten midweek fixtures in the Premier League which means it’s time to update your fantasy team yet again. Here are the five players that you need to put into your squad and five you can do without. Ins Craig Dawson Since... Read more