In an interesting turn of events Linda Clarke, 40, started to travel to Syria late last night along with many other troops in an attempt to counter Islamic extremists ISIS.
The decision was made by the British Prime Minister himself, Mr David Cameron who later told the thinking behind it saying ‘It was the best option in hope to destroy ISIS.’ Linda, who was born in Great Yarmouth, expressed her interest in helping with the countries operation on Facebook posting a comment stating ‘I will destroy ISIS.’ She will have to push her family life aside as well as her job, but not everyone agrees with the Prime Minister’s decision and among one of those is Jeremy Corbyn. The labour leader said it was an ‘Utterly Ridiculous’ decision because of the damage Linda could do without knowing the consequences.
Despite the negativity surrounding the decision one person who isn’t doubting it is the woman herself Linda, she told BBC News ‘I can’t wait to destroy these scumbags, we’ve been waiting around too long and personally I think I could have destroyed them by myself. I’m an independent woman and I don’t need the recognition from a pig shag*er.’ The rest of the interview is too explicit to say but we will all stand with Linda on her journey in destroying the world’s latest Terror group.
Article By Jordan Clarke
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