Ireland’s first micro home has gone on sale and it is the perfect solution to all students worries. The cleverly designed layout offers you the opportunity to have hours of relaxed studying or if you’re being honest with yourself, hours of crazed FIFA tournaments, drinking games and awkward sex with first years.
The kitchen area has all the necessary facilities including a state of the art cooker which includes an independent extractor fan for making those healthy brain friendly meals or if you’re being honest with yourself, to stack pizza boxes and cans followed by awkward sex with first years after a game of beer pong.
Electricity bills will be low due to the large amount of natural light beaming in so you can use those extra few euros to save and buy study notes or if you’re being honest with yourself to buy cans of cheap beer and pizza that you can share with your mates and eat the left overs after some awkward sex with a first year.
This humble little home will set you back €21,000 but there’s no need to worry about the cost because the government will happily pay for you after you send in falsified information to qualify for a full student grant which you will celebrate getting by having awkward sex with a first year.