Looks Like Messi Has Been Dodging More Than Just Defenders.

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Argentinian superstar Lionel Messi is due in court on tax fraud charges but where did the money really come from?

The sum of money in question is €4.1m which adds up to exactly how many times Messi has beaten defenders over the last 11 years.

It is rumoured that Messi has been saving €1 every time he beat a defender and hoped to build a charity for all the players who suffered psychological damage because of the embarrassment he caused them.

One player who would benefit from the fund is current Bayern Munich defender Jerome Boateng who is refusing to comment for fear that Messi might nutmeg his children.

It is rumoured that Messi has another fund set aside for the amount of times he has been compared to Real Madrid striker, Cristiano Ronaldo. This fund is believed to be worth an estimated €89 trillion but has yet to be found.