After Manchester City unveiled their second English signing of the summer, the world of social media exploded into action. The signing was of course former Aston Villa captain Fabian Delph, who just days before joining City said he was staying with Villa.
We were curious to get to the bottom of the dramatic u-turn that Fabian Delph made and the reason behind it, so we simply asked him and you can see where he is coming from.
‘I am very excited to be at a club with such huge wealth and riches. I’m not a money grabber as my wise friend Raheem once said, but when you are offered that wage by a club with no history and no fans what else persuades you to join?’
We then asked him what persuaded him to change his mind days after declining City, but obviously he couldn’t escape from the money factor.
‘ Like I said I am good friends with Raheem, he usually pays me to look after a few of his kids at the weekend, there’s about twenty of them. When I heard about his move I started rethinking my decision, that morning I walked into training and noticed there was no Chrsitian Benteke or Ron Vlaar but instead Alan Hutton showering with his mushroom of a cock hanging out. I realised if Alan Hutton was the likes of player I’ll be playing with next season I’d rather go join the likes of Yaya and Sergio. But like I said the money is also great. Raheem told me he can now afford the child matinence bills and I realised this club makes dreams come true like Raheems’
The City midfielder then left with once last statement towards his haters.
‘At the end of the day you can say all you want about me but at the end of the day I’ll be richer than you’