FIFA is a sacred ritual practised by millions of people across the world and it is only right that there should be some rules to go along with one of the days most important daily routines so here are the 10 FIFA Commandments.
- Thou shall never walk in front of the screen while the game is being played.
- Thou shalt abide by the shotgun rules when selecting who goes first.
- Thou shalt never pause the game to text a woman back.
- If a loss of over 5 goals occurs, one must produce a letter. If a loss of over 10 goals occurs, one must produce a letter, a video and a phone call to the victors mother explaining how their child is superior being.
- Thou shalt accept that one quick game will always lead to more.
- Thou shalt not look at the opponents controller during a penalty.
- Thou shalt not seek out a teams best player and aim to injure.
- Thou shalt not watch replays f bad goals.
- When a players chooses a club team, thou shat not pick an international side.
- Thou shalt always allow whoever’s house it is to be controller 1.
Source: TheSportBible